04 avr. 10

le Bro code


... le Bro code donc....


Merci Alex, tu es le maître du cool.



“Bros do not share desert”

“A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his Bros”

“A Bro pretends to understand and enjoy cigars”

“A Bro never dances with his hands above his head”

“When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped”

“A Bro never cries (exceptions: watching Field of Dreams, E.T. , or a sport legend retires)”

“A Bro never wears pink, not even in Europe”

“Bros don’t cuddle (exception: to conserve body heat in an emergency situation)”

“A Bro shall stop whatever he’s doing and watch Die Hard if it’s on TV”

“A Bro abides by the accepted age-difference formula when pursuing a younger chick: x < (y / 2 +7) where x = chick’s age and y = Bro’s age”

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03 avr. 10

Have you met Ted ?


La méthode du Have you met ted :


On a testé pour moi, ça a merdé. (grave)

Pas grave, à 35 ans on me retrouvera seule, morte étouffée depuis 3 semaines par des poils de chat !

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